Newtons Laws Of Love…!!!

Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

Love can be transferred...
First law:

” A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. ”

External Agent..

Second law:

” The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. ”


No money .. No lov.. Modern Love..
Third law:

” The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping.”

Be prepared..

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2 Responses to “Newtons Laws Of Love…!!!”

  1. George Says:

    V. funny
    Is it ur personal experience

  2. kkb137 Says:

    may be.. he he..

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